January 2012
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
Lip-synching a song like you're the artist.
thatfunnyblog:
shewasthe-hurricane:
we’ve mastered the art of language.
painting sentences with our tongues.
they trail along our lips,
never e
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d
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n
g
intertwined in silence while
thoughts fill the air and gather around us,
suffocating our ability to understand anything other than each other.
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